Screw you spell-check! I mean it. I’m a terrible speller, and it’s all your damn fault. I also blame you for my awful grammar. Okay, neither are so bad, but they really could be a lot better (insert angry spitting and what not)! I blame part of the problem on really bad habits developed by relying heavily on grammar and spell-checkers to notify me of problems then offer helpful suggestions along with an immediate remedy (right-click replace). The habit formed over a number of years, starting with college term papers, and now infiltrates my e-mails, memos, project plans, and also my creative writing.
So, why’s it a problem? I mean, those tools are there to help right? Yes, that is the claim. The first (minor) problem is that when I really get into a scene, I mean I’m really into it, I’m seeing the scene, not so much the words (I am conscious of things like word choice but I’m not really seeing those words. I can’t explain how this works, except to say it’s a lot like day dreaming in rush hour traffic – I get there, but haven’t got the foggiest how), and so I’m also not really paying attention to those nice little squiggles beneath my misspelled and out of place words. This is exacerbated by the fact that I’m writing a fantasy and a very large number of names aren’t in the correction database, so the writing is already full of squiggles (yes, I know this is an easy fix, and I should do it, but I’m reluctant all the same) That’s fine, I suppose, I’ll just catch it on the next read through, which will occur as soon as I’m finished with the scene or whatever. Yeah, I suppose that works, when I’m paying enough attention on the second, third and fourth run-throughs.
The real problem is that relying on those auto-tools not making me a better writer. I think my story is suffering for various and sundry mistakes that I’m unconsciously expecting to be noted or even corrected for me. Sure we all make them, and I do try to focus on improving those habits, but the damn bad habits are now so ingrained it’s like pulling teeth to focus on getting it right.
My solution? I don’t have one for my grammar issues yet, still working that out. Possibly fixing the exact same problem about sixteen thousand times will get me there (I wish this were a joke 😦 ). Spelling though, that one is simple. Instead of using the right-click replace trick we’re all so fond of, instead, I’m checking the spelling with that tool, and making the corrections by hand. That, I think, should help me learn to spell more words correctly the first time, naturally, and will help me to work toward being a better writer.
Also, to come clean on this a little. This idea came out of technical necessity, rather than just having a good idea. I run Ubuntu Linux instead of Windows, and though I long for a Mac, it’ll have to wait. As a result, many of my applications aren’t quite as well tested as other platforms, so when writing a blog post, for instance, I can’t highlight and replace text. It locks up the keyboard and I have to re-start the browser. So, all of my spell-checking has to be done manually (right-click replace causes the lock-up as well). When I started doing this, I realized that it was a good way to actually re-learn how to spell words.
“…so when writing a blog post, for instance, I can’t highlight and replace text. It locks up the keyboard and I have to re-start the browser.”
That was an unexpected issue.
“Linux IT, have you tried recompiling the kernel?”
“…fixing the exact same problem about sixteen thousand times will get me there (I wish this were a joke 😦 ).”
In that case, may I direct your attention to:
But don’t forget:
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I will read all of those shortly, and also I will probably be wander around saying “Hello Linux IT” in a British accent for the next few weeks. To clarify: It’s just Chrome that locks up the keyboard – and only inside the browser. Mozilla has the problem of vaporizing somewhere between 20% and 80% of the characters in any given font on the computer – including system fonts. This requires a restart, and I can tell you that’s a very special time for me. I found loads of unhelpful articles on that, and decided to just put up with chrome. After 8,000 corrections, I might turn to grep, but my programming skills are generally not in question and so I think the repetition may do me some good.
Repetition is the first step towards perfection, but it has its limits.
My first drafts are usually pretty ugly, in terms of grammar and sometimes spelling — you know this because you’ve read some of my first-draft-in-progress — and I have been tutoring people in English literacy for just about a decade. It is a good idea to teach yourself to spell better, for sure. When you’re ready to start sending your work out, it’s also a good idea to get a friend or an editor to proof it for you. Even the pros, I’ve heard, suck at mechanics sometimes.
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Well thats heartening.